It’s barely even a slowburn, they were basically flirting from the get go.

Who hasn’t had a statue erected with them intimately holding hands with their best bud?

I would, if I had any 😭

Some might say they’re roommates.

>Degree in classical literature
>“Sappho was not nothing like that”

I think that mostly depends on if these statues normally specify the relationship.

Only if I’m the friend.

‘Romantic’ er, I think you mean friendmatic.